Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking