well see the toilets here are a bit different
they have somethin called like an examination plateau
so your shit doesnt fall into the water
it falls on this...well its a plateau
in every sense of the word
then your shit has to plummet about a foot to hit water where it then goes down
well ya get used to it
yea ya get used to seein ya shit
just
chillin
and youre like
eh!!
corn!
check it out man
make sure its healthy
analyze how big it is
if you need to dig somethin out
ya kid swallows your mercedes keys
you swallow your kid
whatever
fuck in dutch is fuck only it sounds dutch
why cant i think in english
its bc its dutch wine
so it only took me 3 years to totally and completely alienate the lesbian softball community in holland
i think i average about 2 years
i need to stop my whorish ways
settle down already
theyll be like look we have riots of cryin lesbians picketin to ban fox from the eu
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday, March 07, 2008
Fox Quote of the Day
i was talkin about gettin dressed up then heart made fun of me for sayin uber bc "everyone" is sayin it these days which i didnt know and i told her that if you live less than 100 miles from germany youre allowed to say uber without it bein trendy
then suddenly she started talkin about sick childen in which i stopped payin attention and started contemplatin lines of coffeemate
then suddenly she started talkin about sick childen in which i stopped payin attention and started contemplatin lines of coffeemate
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Fox Wishes You A Happy VD!
i love makin up new versions of vd
fuckin vaginal discharge day
venereal disease day
verifiably demented day
voluptuous dyke day
Fox's feelings on love:
i see love being even more fleeting than friendship
which makes it all that much more a crock of steaming donkey shit
if we throw around the word so carelessly, so casually, how am i supposed to know when to tell the difference between an orgy of deep and passionate love, and a turkey club on rye?
what if i feel more strongly about tomatoes than i do about 99.5 % of the population?
am i in LOVE with the tomato?
should i start havin sex with them
should i petition for marriage?
dress it up in a lil veil and bridal gown?
how do you know that my conception of love doesnt move past the way i feel about a tomato?
how do you know that i dont feel more strongly about a head of broccoli than i do about my friends
fuckin vaginal discharge day
venereal disease day
verifiably demented day
voluptuous dyke day
Fox's feelings on love:
i see love being even more fleeting than friendship
which makes it all that much more a crock of steaming donkey shit
if we throw around the word so carelessly, so casually, how am i supposed to know when to tell the difference between an orgy of deep and passionate love, and a turkey club on rye?
what if i feel more strongly about tomatoes than i do about 99.5 % of the population?
am i in LOVE with the tomato?
should i start havin sex with them
should i petition for marriage?
dress it up in a lil veil and bridal gown?
how do you know that my conception of love doesnt move past the way i feel about a tomato?
how do you know that i dont feel more strongly about a head of broccoli than i do about my friends
Monday, January 21, 2008
Fox Update
its not been a good day for fox
like that was the most miserable sick since the alcohol poisonin
like i felt good even i was havin fun
but yea then i guess
i stayed up all night
and it just got worse
then this headache
omg
and then like it was at least 6-7 hours after i stopped drinkin
but yea i never slept and around 930 my friend woke up
and i was like omg my stomach its eatin itself and it was like the head stomach thing only a hundred times worse
so im like omg get me like a plain cake donut bc thats the only thing near to get food and i thought some sorta bread to settle it
and water
i didnt even eat half
and like yea it wasnt an alcohol sorta thing
bc i felt fine from that i didnt even drink all that much
and it wasnt til like 7 ours later
hours
and when i puked it was all water and acid and tiny lil bit of donut
but like the lead up to the puke omg
i was dyin bc i have this headache thats beyond normal just eatin at my brain
and its makin me so dizzy and then my stomach is just churning and angry and clutchin and crampin and burpin
then i feel a lil better then like....half hour later churnin crampin pain i go to the bathroom and like burf
it was weird
and puke up weird like acid and mucous and there was just nothin in my stomach and i was gaggin and...burfin
it was like barf burps
i was like gagging and wretchin but just these weird burps came out
and acid and nothin
then i kinda felt better and i managed to finally get a lil tiny sleep at like 2pm
then my sister wakes me up that bitch i havent slept all day
then they get food and like
shes like ya know wanna see if you can hold anythin down and im leary bc my stomach is doin that empty churnin eatin excruciatingly hungry thing
i ate one fry
and some water
churnin lurchin death
forever
plus the headache has peaked
and its also in my sinuses
im dyin i think
im just sittin in the bathroom....dyin
finally im burpin again and again and then i just puke
and then at some point some strange substance came out and i felt better and i passed out for another lil nap woke up and now im halfway livin
i still have a headache of death
but the soup and crackers appear to be stayin put
even if my head might like explode all over the place
like that was the most miserable sick since the alcohol poisonin
like i felt good even i was havin fun
but yea then i guess
i stayed up all night
and it just got worse
then this headache
omg
and then like it was at least 6-7 hours after i stopped drinkin
but yea i never slept and around 930 my friend woke up
and i was like omg my stomach its eatin itself and it was like the head stomach thing only a hundred times worse
so im like omg get me like a plain cake donut bc thats the only thing near to get food and i thought some sorta bread to settle it
and water
i didnt even eat half
and like yea it wasnt an alcohol sorta thing
bc i felt fine from that i didnt even drink all that much
and it wasnt til like 7 ours later
hours
and when i puked it was all water and acid and tiny lil bit of donut
but like the lead up to the puke omg
i was dyin bc i have this headache thats beyond normal just eatin at my brain
and its makin me so dizzy and then my stomach is just churning and angry and clutchin and crampin and burpin
then i feel a lil better then like....half hour later churnin crampin pain i go to the bathroom and like burf
it was weird
and puke up weird like acid and mucous and there was just nothin in my stomach and i was gaggin and...burfin
it was like barf burps
i was like gagging and wretchin but just these weird burps came out
and acid and nothin
then i kinda felt better and i managed to finally get a lil tiny sleep at like 2pm
then my sister wakes me up that bitch i havent slept all day
then they get food and like
shes like ya know wanna see if you can hold anythin down and im leary bc my stomach is doin that empty churnin eatin excruciatingly hungry thing
i ate one fry
and some water
churnin lurchin death
forever
plus the headache has peaked
and its also in my sinuses
im dyin i think
im just sittin in the bathroom....dyin
finally im burpin again and again and then i just puke
and then at some point some strange substance came out and i felt better and i passed out for another lil nap woke up and now im halfway livin
i still have a headache of death
but the soup and crackers appear to be stayin put
even if my head might like explode all over the place
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