Fox' Daily Affirmation Exercises

Character Affirmations:

im full of great ideas
as long as theyre violent
or sexual

im a recoverin drug addict thank you very much
and i no longer poop on people for money

i dont live to piss off everyone around me and eat their plants and scratch their crotches while they sleep and ruin their furniture

i can be really touchy
i can be really forward
i can be overly sexual
i can say dirty things

i have a sailors mouth and i can talk shit like the best of em

i can whoop anyone at darts

everyone who gropes me always tells me i have the softest skin

i kinda like bein all
sleazy
and dirty

all i have in this life is a chatroom and a dream

i feel like painful crampin diarrhea that just keeps runnin down your ass cheeks and stainin your panties

im stressed and depressed and distressed and infested and soul molested

im an alcoholic
loserrific
drug addcited
masochistic
yet somehow sadistic
dumbshit

im such a sad pathetic lil dyke bunny

im such a pathetic lil cunt

i still have some shred
of
somethin

im a fuckin douche bag donkey dick

im a walkin nutsac sandwhich with extra gonorrhea mayo and vaginal discharge cheese
im good with chips

im a slutty douche bag
with all this repressed sexual bullshit thats made me like this disgustin pervert depraved deviant

Behavior Affirmations:

until im all old and just not able...i will be a ....slut

i will ignore the seering pain in my chest

and smoke profuse amounts of pot

for some semblance of relief from my own fuckin mind eating at my weak will to live

imma start sneakin into happy peoples houses and drawin seratonin from their brains and draggin around an iv of it

i love to
absolutely DESTROY my life in places
and instead of
bein a normal human bein
and NOT doin that anymore
or like
fixin it
i just
move
start over
and see how long it takes me to ruin my life there

i wanna get together with iggy pop, watch porn, snort wicked drugs, and pierce my nipples
i wanna wear a big black leather trenchcoat and shoot all the people who deserve my merciless wrath
well ill see how i feel after the drug doin and nipple piercin with iggy pop

The Fox Motto of Living:

frankly my "feelings" can suck my balls too
i dont like them
and i dont want anythin to do with them
and i especially dont like when theyre all thrust into my face and i want nothin to do with them
im gettin fuckin tea bagged by my own emotions