Fox Wishes You A Happy VD!

i love makin up new versions of vd
fuckin vaginal discharge day
venereal disease day
verifiably demented day
voluptuous dyke day

Fox's feelings on love:

i see love being even more fleeting than friendship
which makes it all that much more a crock of steaming donkey shit

if we throw around the word so carelessly, so casually, how am i supposed to know when to tell the difference between an orgy of deep and passionate love, and a turkey club on rye?
what if i feel more strongly about tomatoes than i do about 99.5 % of the population?
am i in LOVE with the tomato?
should i start havin sex with them
should i petition for marriage?
dress it up in a lil veil and bridal gown?
how do you know that my conception of love doesnt move past the way i feel about a tomato?
how do you know that i dont feel more strongly about a head of broccoli than i do about my friends

Fox On Love*

love. love is such a...tossed carelessly around word that i somewhat loathe. its so nonchalant now like oh hey mailman, i love you! you deliver my mail on time with courtesy and i just love you! to me its...gotta be that fuckin important to say it. it creeps me out in general

oh the word the word the word. loooove. i cant even say it like....normally. it always comes out of my mouth in this sarcastic way. it really does seem almost fuckin commercial now. like its this proscribed word we just...say to whoever. but maybe you dont, maybe i have just earned status as your good friend and i have joined the fuckin book of the month club and i am now on your mailing list for sporadic editions of ""i love you" sent to my house.
and if you say i love you to everyone (not everyone per se) then how do you differentiate between them and someone youre...what did you call it...deep in love with? honestly i dont know...bc when you say you hate people, theres no need to differentiate.
i cant even say it to my sister when she says it to me without...gettin this weird nervous feeling like im lying or something or like, she is just sayin it bc shes supposed to, or i dont know. ugh, feeeeelings. they make me so uncomfortable lol.

(*Fox On Love -- not to be confused with Fox in Love which, as a concept, doesn't exist)

Fox on Her Cat

the only thing i love in this world is a morbidly obese cat, drugs and alcohol
omg shes so beautifully obese and no matter what she just looks bitter and angry i love that about her she truly is my cat
shes fuckin sprawled out with her enormous fat roll belly just splayed out before her in glory like she can barely lay there around her own stomach and still bitter expression of contempt