Fox in Europe

well see the toilets here are a bit different
they have somethin called like an examination plateau
so your shit doesnt fall into the water
it falls on this...well its a plateau
in every sense of the word
then your shit has to plummet about a foot to hit water where it then goes down
well ya get used to it
yea ya get used to seein ya shit
just
chillin
and youre like
eh!!
corn!
check it out man
make sure its healthy
analyze how big it is
if you need to dig somethin out
ya kid swallows your mercedes keys
you swallow your kid
whatever


fuck in dutch is fuck only it sounds dutch

why cant i think in english
its bc its dutch wine

so it only took me 3 years to totally and completely alienate the lesbian softball community in holland
i think i average about 2 years

i need to stop my whorish ways
settle down already
theyll be like look we have riots of cryin lesbians picketin to ban fox from the eu

Fox on Miscellaneous Topics

ill go
and dream of
pre shit anal leakage
yes nice dreams
like pre shit anal leakage
and how it cascades beautifully down the asshairs....drippin methodically into the toilet, glistenin with every drop

i think everyone is lyin
bc they always are
bc everyone is full of shit
they dont fool me with their acts of sensitivity
they too shall pass
(me: are you full of shit?)
yes

i want you to fuck me
right now
i want you to rip off my clothes
kiss me all over
lick my body
roll around naked and sweaty with me
scream my name while i eat you
i wanna climb on you
and sit on your face
i was just trying to maintain my status as room whore
(me: yeah well now you've got shroomie beat)
ok
good
then my job here is done

young drew barrymore in a bikini
which is...way hot
maybe a little too young for me to be droolin over
but hell im only a man

i can type fine
im sober enough
i can see straight
my brain is still in the state of wantin to be stabbed

you eat at my brain like a viral disease. youve poisoned my soul, but never signed a lease. so im kickin you out, evicted, denied. i hope you get butt raped without lube, on the other side

i would really like to take it to tranny freak show over there someday

maori if i was in a mood like you are all the time i would just kill myself and get it over with

teazer makes me reconsider my sexuality all over again