Fox Describes Her Dr. Phil Dream

i was this shrink
it was seriously like this
crazy movie
i was a shrink some woman hired to come and see about her son
her son was all
fucked up and had become catatonic
she had even taken him on the dr phil show
yea she said he had been seein dr phil and what not
and that he was just gettin worse
so she wanted to hire someone new and apparently she had heard about me
bc i was cool in my dream
so i came and i worked with this kid for a while
tryin to get him to speak again
so he was goin to both of us now
and i was gettin close with the mother
workin closely with both of them
we were becomin friends
and i was seein him more and more
bc i started makin some progress
and he was tellin me these freaky like puzzle piece sentences
that really didnt make much sense
and he would just repeat them
and we scanned his brain and there was nothin wrong with it
he was fine
so i would sit in my office and just ponder all he said
and i was obssessed with the case
especially bc his mom was now a good friend and i cared about him
so then i started investigating
and sometimes she would be with me
i kinda abandoned all my other cases
this one was too intriguing
so one day i went to go pick him up from his appt with dr phil. the mom had driven me
and i walked into the office and it turned out that dr phil was molesting him!
and thats why he was so fucked up
i saw him in the office with his pants dropped
and so i started freakin out
and i was screamin at dr phil
and he was freakin out
the kid was cryin and like poundin his head on the wall
i chased dr phil outside
and jumped on his back
and he was slammin me against the wall
and the mom came out
and i screamed that he was fuckin her son the whole time
so she started beatin on him
so were runnin around the parking lot of this place and im on his back and shes punchin him
and suddenly in no time news cameras were there
and then he was bangin me and bangin me against the wall
i was losing conciousness
so randomly i had this handful of pencils
and i stabbed him in the gut
i killed dr phil
on national tv
but saved the life of my new best friends son
and countless other children he had worked with
bc we uncovered his kiddy porn stash

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ill go
and dream of
pre shit anal leakage
yes nice dreams
like pre shit anal leakage
and how it cascades beautifully down the asshairs....drippin methodically into the toilet, glistenin with every drop

i think everyone is lyin
bc they always are
bc everyone is full of shit
they dont fool me with their acts of sensitivity
they too shall pass
(me: are you full of shit?)
yes

i want you to fuck me
right now
i want you to rip off my clothes
kiss me all over
lick my body
roll around naked and sweaty with me
scream my name while i eat you
i wanna climb on you
and sit on your face
i was just trying to maintain my status as room whore
(me: yeah well now you've got shroomie beat)
ok
good
then my job here is done

young drew barrymore in a bikini
which is...way hot
maybe a little too young for me to be droolin over
but hell im only a man

i can type fine
im sober enough
i can see straight
my brain is still in the state of wantin to be stabbed

you eat at my brain like a viral disease. youve poisoned my soul, but never signed a lease. so im kickin you out, evicted, denied. i hope you get butt raped without lube, on the other side

i would really like to take it to tranny freak show over there someday

maori if i was in a mood like you are all the time i would just kill myself and get it over with

teazer makes me reconsider my sexuality all over again