Friday, June 16, 2006

Fox on Masturbation

ill boot you off and tease myself

id love to masturbate with a lace doily

im such a ho
seriously
who goes at it with themselves on cam

my tongue sticks out and i contort my face all crooked

alcohol
it inhibits my ordinary sense of
morality
now i have to go mb

wheres my vibe

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Fox on Bill/Bush

as a matter of fact....i think im just gonna start blamin all things in life that go wrong on bill
oh. fuck, why didnt i think of that earlier
all this time ive been blaming myself. and other such appropriate things
and i coulda just used bill as a scapegoat

oh and...did you know im not in europe for the second time
and im just a compulsive liar
yea how come im not there but when i am if i really am which im not...im just a dirty whore?

hes had the swat team sitting with him from time to time at the computer
every now and then hes talkin to us from quantico

how a man of that magnitude still has time to harass women in a lesbian chat room i have no earthly idea
yes i have no idea....i mean especially if youre a pilot who spends every other night in a different city if not more
and youd think with how much id fly, eventually id recognize his voice over the speaker "this is your pilot speaking..."
i think i would have a panic attack right there. the little oxygen bag would have to pop out...

i think..on a personal level. bush would be much like him
i think bush is just harboring some secret psychotic side that he lets out only in lesbian chatrooms
i think if i was president i would come onto yahoo too