Fox Wishes You A Happy VD!

i love makin up new versions of vd
fuckin vaginal discharge day
venereal disease day
verifiably demented day
voluptuous dyke day

Fox's feelings on love:

i see love being even more fleeting than friendship
which makes it all that much more a crock of steaming donkey shit

if we throw around the word so carelessly, so casually, how am i supposed to know when to tell the difference between an orgy of deep and passionate love, and a turkey club on rye?
what if i feel more strongly about tomatoes than i do about 99.5 % of the population?
am i in LOVE with the tomato?
should i start havin sex with them
should i petition for marriage?
dress it up in a lil veil and bridal gown?
how do you know that my conception of love doesnt move past the way i feel about a tomato?
how do you know that i dont feel more strongly about a head of broccoli than i do about my friends