Friday, June 13, 2008

Fox in Europe

well see the toilets here are a bit different
they have somethin called like an examination plateau
so your shit doesnt fall into the water
it falls on this...well its a plateau
in every sense of the word
then your shit has to plummet about a foot to hit water where it then goes down
well ya get used to it
yea ya get used to seein ya shit
just
chillin
and youre like
eh!!
corn!
check it out man
make sure its healthy
analyze how big it is
if you need to dig somethin out
ya kid swallows your mercedes keys
you swallow your kid
whatever


fuck in dutch is fuck only it sounds dutch

why cant i think in english
its bc its dutch wine

so it only took me 3 years to totally and completely alienate the lesbian softball community in holland
i think i average about 2 years

i need to stop my whorish ways
settle down already
theyll be like look we have riots of cryin lesbians picketin to ban fox from the eu