Fox Answers Our Questions

Q: WOULD U LIKE TO FUCK A GUY BECAUSE I THINK UR FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: well as "flattered" as i am by your compliment shrouded in complete crass testosterone filled bullshit, the term lesbian typically refers to the propensity to ONLY fuck girls. hence why i choose the word to accurately describe myself. so in summary....no fuckin way asshole, suck my balls.

Q: So what is it about wars that fascinates you so much?
Fox: im not really sure. maybe its senseless violence orchestrated by testosterone filled power trippin male morons. its....intriguing how we all suffer when the big men wanna throw their weight around. world war II is the most fascinatin to me. how many innocent people had to die for one crazed man's glory?

Q: what you doin?
Fox: cuttin my arms open and drinkin the blood

Q: would you make a snuff film?
Fox: probably
theres nothin i wont do

Q: if you were gonna do any of the girls from peanuts, who would you do?
Fox: dude lucy for sure
Q: why lucy?
Fox: bc she was a fuckin cunt

Q: where were you when all the teachers were handing out all those free self-esteem boosters for doing nothing?
Fox: in detention

Q: wtf's wrong with you? are you feeling ok?
Fox: well im wearin dirty pj pants and too small underwear

Q: what did ya do last night?
Fox: oh well
i mean nothin significant
i just
painted my toes
filed my cock

Q: you ready to leave tomorrow?
Fox: well
if by
are you totally unprepared and barely startin to even think about it
if thats what you mean
then sure

Q: should i smoke some pot?
Fox: oh wait
ill answer that
fuck
yes

and finally we get to the most important question of all... the question everyone wants to know and that fox HATES to answer...

Q: what did you do while you were home? (as in, back in the States)

Fox: sat in a chat room gettin high
and drunk
and killin myself
and gettin laid
i got wasted and danced up on chicks and fags
i got alcohol poisonin and projectile vomitted
i did too many drugs
i did a lot of coke when i first got back
i visited my family
got molested in the back of a rental car, the front of a truck, by 2 different guys, and a couch at some strangers house
ONE night i was sober
family game night
that was the night that a dred headed stranger drunk dialed me thus kickin off a debacherous affair that i broadcasted on the internet and wrote porn about
pretty much managin to taint the wholesomeness of family game night
i fuckin had a hershey kiss diet
i didnt even go to the movies
the only show i went to was that gay strip club
or the drag show
won a strip competition
went to the gym when i first got home
oh yea i did dishes with reckless abandon
stayed at a homeless shelter
cooked for it
yea
insertin garlic in my vagina, gettin molested in every car in LA, winnin strip contests, fuckin on cam, playin dance dance revolution on family game night, projectile vomitin, goin looney in the looney bin, masturbatin to erotica.
thats all i got

Fox's Lessons on Dealing with the Men in Lesbian Chatrooms

BUZZ!!!
Fox: dont fuckin buzz me dildo head
cockcam89: sorry
cockcam89: asl please
Fox: look at my damn profile if you wanna know you dont gotta buzz me to ask what you can already see for yourself

pw.list: u love?
Fox: actually that kinda made me vomit a little in my mouth
pw.list: can i see u?
Fox: so what part of vomit in my mouth made you think i wanted you to see me? would you like to see the proof of the vomit in the mouth?
Fox: do you have a kinky vomit fetish
Fox: i just have to ask what inspires a man to put on his cam and jerk off on it and invite total strangers
Fox: and i mean this in general....but then add on that youre doing it in a lesbian room
pw.list: can i see u or non?
Fox: wow did you even read anything i wrote?
pw.list: =;
Fox: oh dont waste that hand on me....youll need it to continue stroking your wee little cock on cam bc you cant get a real girl to do it. maybe you might wanna consider a wax job on your stomach. oh and viagara. pleasant day

david_strawberry2000: if i show u my cock on cam now,will u tell me if its small or big?
Fox: if you have to show me your cock on cam and ask....i can already answer you now. tiny

BUZZ!!!
Fox: fuck
Fox: off
ian_772006: why
Fox: bc youre fuckin buggin the piss outta me with your damn buzzin
Fox: who even does that
Fox: thats so damn rude

Fox Snippets

who do you think should play me
in the movie about a lonely
deranged drug addicted alcoholic
who loses her mind and goes on
a killin spree

well gettin to know the brain isnt
like sittin at the bar with a
stranger and askin about their life
story

i have no idea what youre talkin
about
so im goin to go lay in bed and
read the ikea catalogue

well you work on controllin
yourself
and leave the drugs and alcohol
to controllin me please

but im curious to see men stick
pens in their dickholes
not that i make a hobby of
watchin that

shall we stop in the room tonight
see if we can gross anyone out
well ill go alone
see if i can alienate
myself....myself
i dont need your help to be hated

were all a little weird, & when we
find those people whose
weirdness is compatible with
ours...we join up with them and
fall into a mutually satisfyin
weirdness and call them our best
friends

i dont think theres two lesbians
alive that had as much sex with
men as us

Fox on Bill/Bush

as a matter of fact....i think im just gonna start blamin all things in life that go wrong on bill
oh. fuck, why didnt i think of that earlier
all this time ive been blaming myself. and other such appropriate things
and i coulda just used bill as a scapegoat

oh and...did you know im not in europe for the second time
and im just a compulsive liar
yea how come im not there but when i am if i really am which im not...im just a dirty whore?

hes had the swat team sitting with him from time to time at the computer
every now and then hes talkin to us from quantico

how a man of that magnitude still has time to harass women in a lesbian chat room i have no earthly idea
yes i have no idea....i mean especially if youre a pilot who spends every other night in a different city if not more
and youd think with how much id fly, eventually id recognize his voice over the speaker "this is your pilot speaking..."
i think i would have a panic attack right there. the little oxygen bag would have to pop out...

i think..on a personal level. bush would be much like him
i think bush is just harboring some secret psychotic side that he lets out only in lesbian chatrooms
i think if i was president i would come onto yahoo too

Fox on Life

people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter

i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar

you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper

im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room

(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?

Fox... on Fox (no pun intended, I'll be posting Fox's masturbation quotes at another time)

You're probably wondering who Fox is... well who better to explain it to you than Fox herself... so I've compiled some quotes, collected from various convos with Fox over the past year or so.

im fox i like box better than cox i dont wear sox and i think alcohol rox

i can flex my boobs

the only thing
ive ever been good at
is softball, and never good enough
and sex
and managing to get fucked up

im
an alcoholic
has been
with
no future

im just another jtgs 1 idiot

im a yahoo has been

im a bitch
and an asshole
and im all weird and girl like

i suck donkey testicular cysts

i like to discover things about myself
then go
ah yes
thats true
and thats
really shitty
so ill ignore it

yea well im a walkin piece of undigested corn filled poo