Fox On Her Most Recent Trip Back To Cali

i was out runnin
and i passed my old middle and elementary school
and
i remembered what a lil hooligan i was
i was passin classrooms goin
that teacher hated me
that teacher hated me
that one gave me detention
and then i was passin houses
and thinkin
that persons parents hated me
those ones wouldnt allow me to hang out
i wasnt even allowed to PLAY with her

then he wanted to introduce himself
and he shook my hand
and so then i decided
i didnt like him
so i went on this whole tangent
about
thankin him
for puttin his cock in my hand
bc i know his drunk fat ass didnt wash his hands after he just manhandled himself in the bathroom
and now i have to have his fuckin shmegma on my hand
yea he decided i wasnt worth talkin to
and started to like venture inside
so i just yelled after him
nice to meet you....and your cock

i have puke on my shoe
im thinkin its my friends
from last night
im hopin its his
bc im not sure i would be down for anyone elses puke on my shoe

i was hangin around these two guys
who both are always very....attentive
and ive always sensed a competetiveness
so after one puked on my shoe
and i carried him across the street to pass out in the other ones truck
the other one tried to make out with me in puke shoes truck
im like you wait til your friend is passed out in your truck
to try and put the moves on me in his???
but he did tell me i was "absolutely gorgeous"

the best
was the synchronized puke session
were all at this bar
in which my sister is pumpin us full of alcohol
she gets my friend WASTED
like alcohol poisonin wasted
but we didnt realize he was so drunk
so hes like lets go across the street to this other bar he used towork at
an old drug dealer is there
so were like ok well meet you over there
and he drove
well it was when he was about 2 centimeters from havin a head on collision with a dodge dakota
that we discovered he was quite wasted
were walkin
but he wanted the truck for business
that kid had no business bein behind the wheel
so we get there and we meet these 2 guys
and ones wasted
the other isnt
they get in the truck
and
my friend is like
tryna deal drugs outta his truck he cant even see straight
so i go over and im like jesus
gimme the scale
so i do the whole transaction for him
for THEM
bc theyre both WASTED
then he falls outta the truck!
onto the pavement
so im like
omg
get up
wtf are you doin
so i have to pick his lanky ass up
put him back in the truck
i felt like i was babysittin an infant
then he keeps just tryna fall out the truck
so i stand in the doorway thinkin this is not good news
so hes layin on me
bc im blockin his efforts to fall outta the truck
so hes like droolin on my boob
then he just kinda half assed pushes me outta the way
pukes on me
and as hes pukin on me
i realize
that the drug dealin passenger
is pukin out his door too
synchronized puke

Fox Snippets

who do you think should play me
in the movie about a lonely
deranged drug addicted alcoholic
who loses her mind and goes on
a killin spree

well gettin to know the brain isnt
like sittin at the bar with a
stranger and askin about their life
story

i have no idea what youre talkin
about
so im goin to go lay in bed and
read the ikea catalogue

well you work on controllin
yourself
and leave the drugs and alcohol
to controllin me please

but im curious to see men stick
pens in their dickholes
not that i make a hobby of
watchin that

shall we stop in the room tonight
see if we can gross anyone out
well ill go alone
see if i can alienate
myself....myself
i dont need your help to be hated

were all a little weird, & when we
find those people whose
weirdness is compatible with
ours...we join up with them and
fall into a mutually satisfyin
weirdness and call them our best
friends

i dont think theres two lesbians
alive that had as much sex with
men as us

Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking

Fox on Life

people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter

i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar

you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper

im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room

(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?