Erotic Fox

whats her face
said
she wanted to
do my fantasy
lines off
body parts
erogenous
body parts
perfect
long
flat
concave
protruding
ldelicious
find a spot
girly body line a thon
then
we proceeded
to
find
appropriate
spots
i have this
pelvic
hippy
muscle thing
that forms a perfect line
just
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffff
man
thats
a quality line of coke
then theres
the spine
i have
no tits
so a good amount of chest
to use as a cuttin board

i told her i loved to incorporate food with sex
she asked me if i meant like human sundaes or feeding each other fruit baskets.
i told her i mean shoving strong smelling vegetables into your pussy and letting me eat you
i like to feel like im eating italian food if im gonna go down on an italian girl i whispered in her ear before i dove in to her 3 course meal
the italian tournament was a good idea after all
i wasnt in shape to beat macerata
but i was in good enough shape to beat the shit outta fabiolas pussy until she passed out in a puddle of her own juices

i kinda like when cute girls struggle to find the right words bc theyre foreign
but then sometimes you get your fill of that and you long for the fluid well spoken english of a native speaker
particularly one who speaks it well
and you find the use of certain english words makin you hot in the pants
someone says somethin inane like...hypothetically speaking
and you fuckin moisten your panties
on the spot
and then they say id like to reiterate and your nipples perk up in attention, beggin to be placed in the place where those
beautiful beautiful words are spilling forth from
or if its online your clit engorges with the idea of it being diddled by the nimble fingers which so fluidly flow with succulent
english prose
mmm
engliiish
ok sorry i got a lil...carried away

ive decided that watching mass amounts of lesbian porn and not allowing myself to masturbate is crucial for my porn writing career

it had the most kick ass clitoral stimulator
for the person wearin it
omg
i fuckin loved that thing
that was a good one
bc it was like
honestly
you were projected into this land
where you HAD a cock
bc every thrust
every move
every penetration or hip undulation on her part your part the beds part the winds part sent a delicious sensation vibration temptation to your clit

Fox Answers Our Questions

Q: WOULD U LIKE TO FUCK A GUY BECAUSE I THINK UR FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: well as "flattered" as i am by your compliment shrouded in complete crass testosterone filled bullshit, the term lesbian typically refers to the propensity to ONLY fuck girls. hence why i choose the word to accurately describe myself. so in summary....no fuckin way asshole, suck my balls.

Q: So what is it about wars that fascinates you so much?
Fox: im not really sure. maybe its senseless violence orchestrated by testosterone filled power trippin male morons. its....intriguing how we all suffer when the big men wanna throw their weight around. world war II is the most fascinatin to me. how many innocent people had to die for one crazed man's glory?

Q: what you doin?
Fox: cuttin my arms open and drinkin the blood

Q: would you make a snuff film?
Fox: probably
theres nothin i wont do

Q: if you were gonna do any of the girls from peanuts, who would you do?
Fox: dude lucy for sure
Q: why lucy?
Fox: bc she was a fuckin cunt

Q: where were you when all the teachers were handing out all those free self-esteem boosters for doing nothing?
Fox: in detention

Q: wtf's wrong with you? are you feeling ok?
Fox: well im wearin dirty pj pants and too small underwear

Q: what did ya do last night?
Fox: oh well
i mean nothin significant
i just
painted my toes
filed my cock

Q: you ready to leave tomorrow?
Fox: well
if by
are you totally unprepared and barely startin to even think about it
if thats what you mean
then sure

Q: should i smoke some pot?
Fox: oh wait
ill answer that
fuck
yes

and finally we get to the most important question of all... the question everyone wants to know and that fox HATES to answer...

Q: what did you do while you were home? (as in, back in the States)

Fox: sat in a chat room gettin high
and drunk
and killin myself
and gettin laid
i got wasted and danced up on chicks and fags
i got alcohol poisonin and projectile vomitted
i did too many drugs
i did a lot of coke when i first got back
i visited my family
got molested in the back of a rental car, the front of a truck, by 2 different guys, and a couch at some strangers house
ONE night i was sober
family game night
that was the night that a dred headed stranger drunk dialed me thus kickin off a debacherous affair that i broadcasted on the internet and wrote porn about
pretty much managin to taint the wholesomeness of family game night
i fuckin had a hershey kiss diet
i didnt even go to the movies
the only show i went to was that gay strip club
or the drag show
won a strip competition
went to the gym when i first got home
oh yea i did dishes with reckless abandon
stayed at a homeless shelter
cooked for it
yea
insertin garlic in my vagina, gettin molested in every car in LA, winnin strip contests, fuckin on cam, playin dance dance revolution on family game night, projectile vomitin, goin looney in the looney bin, masturbatin to erotica.
thats all i got

Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking