Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking

Fox on Masturbation

ill boot you off and tease myself

id love to masturbate with a lace doily

im such a ho
seriously
who goes at it with themselves on cam

my tongue sticks out and i contort my face all crooked

alcohol
it inhibits my ordinary sense of
morality
now i have to go mb

wheres my vibe

Fox on Life

people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter

i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar

you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper

im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room

(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?