people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter
i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar
you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper
im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room
(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?
a journey through the corridors of the blackened heart and chaotic mind of the enigma known as Fox
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About Me
- Pooge
- I think too much, sleep too much, and wonder why blogger will suddenly no longer accept my strike tag. I love Reese's peanut butter cups and caffeine-free diet coke. I believe in freedom of speech, the seperation of church and state, and the right for all individuals to marry whom ever they love... regardless of their gender. I hate dishonesty, prejudice, hypocracy and crushed pineapple. I wake up every morning and count the gray hairs on my head. I'm still waiting for my ship to come in, but not holding my breath.
Blog Archive
From Fox"s Profile
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- Gender: Female
- Industry: Non-Profit
- Occupation: internet whore
- Location: amsterdam : Netherlands
About Me
im a sarcastic bitter drug addicted bitch & im surprised anyone even still bothers to talk to me i hate pretty much everythin because most things are useless and as far as im concerned if youre not makin somthin better than youre just in the way. im obsessed with sex & the atrocities of the human psyche i dont eat enough & i drink too much present me with any unhealthy situation & im all over it give me an apple & a hug & ill tell you to piss off & die. im a sucker for massages which is lucky bc other than those & sex dont touch me. maybe youre wonderin "why is this girl so angry"& you expect me to say "oh its because my parents didnt LOVE me enough as a child waaa waa" & although thats true im not gonna say that. i imagine it contributed greatly but the fact of the matter is its people like you fuckers who are probably readin this now. everyone sucks big donkey cock, & you can quote me on that. heres a little word of advice, dont expect anythin from anyone bc theyll either let you down or fuck you over..if you just expect that & only that youll never disappointed, & who knows? you might be pleasantly surprised now & then.
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
if you viciously rip its shell off and play soccer with it in the backyard.
Interests
- coffee
- alcohol
- cigarettes
- drugs
- web cam cybering
- relentless mocking
- hot women
- tattoos and piercings
- silk ties
- candle wax
- dancing like no ones watching
- furious masturbation with odd objects
- anything highly inappropriate
- typos
- disorganization
- chaos
- lesbian chat rooms
- pooge
- vaginal secretions
- and the english language.
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
The Blog As Metaphor For Life
ofsingulardistinction: hi there
ofsingulardistinction: lovely blog you have.
ofsingulardistinction: okay.. read further, scratch the "lovely" part
fox: oh and why isnt it lovely anymore
ofsingulardistinction: well.. other than you taking 3 hours to get back to me.... lol... well, it just didn't turn out to be that pleasant a read, respectfully
fox: well i wasnt aware that my comments concerns and considerations were supposed to be construed as a pleasant read to people like yourself, respectfully
ofsingulardistinction: You asked a question, I answered it.
fox: i just wondered if it was my profoundly detailed thoughts on pre shit anal leakage that turned you off
fox: that usually gets em every time
people do that a lot
they start with omg im readin your blog
hahaha
then theyre like
omg
wtf
its kinda like
this perfect fuckin metaphor
for my life in general
people read me at first an they go ha ha ha
this is so amusin
but once they continue to read further, they go what in the fuck??
holy shit you fuckin freak
and bail
ofsingulardistinction: nevermind. Sorry to have bothered you. I was merely seeking rational discourse.
fox: and you have concluded that i am not the source of this so called rational discourse you seek
fox: is it my rationality?
fox: or my discourse?
ofsingulardistinction: lovely blog you have.
ofsingulardistinction: okay.. read further, scratch the "lovely" part
fox: oh and why isnt it lovely anymore
ofsingulardistinction: well.. other than you taking 3 hours to get back to me.... lol... well, it just didn't turn out to be that pleasant a read, respectfully
fox: well i wasnt aware that my comments concerns and considerations were supposed to be construed as a pleasant read to people like yourself, respectfully
ofsingulardistinction: You asked a question, I answered it.
fox: i just wondered if it was my profoundly detailed thoughts on pre shit anal leakage that turned you off
fox: that usually gets em every time
people do that a lot
they start with omg im readin your blog
hahaha
then theyre like
omg
wtf
its kinda like
this perfect fuckin metaphor
for my life in general
people read me at first an they go ha ha ha
this is so amusin
but once they continue to read further, they go what in the fuck??
holy shit you fuckin freak
and bail
ofsingulardistinction: nevermind. Sorry to have bothered you. I was merely seeking rational discourse.
fox: and you have concluded that i am not the source of this so called rational discourse you seek
fox: is it my rationality?
fox: or my discourse?
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