Fox' Daily Affirmation Exercises

Character Affirmations:

im full of great ideas
as long as theyre violent
or sexual

im a recoverin drug addict thank you very much
and i no longer poop on people for money

i dont live to piss off everyone around me and eat their plants and scratch their crotches while they sleep and ruin their furniture

i can be really touchy
i can be really forward
i can be overly sexual
i can say dirty things

i have a sailors mouth and i can talk shit like the best of em

i can whoop anyone at darts

everyone who gropes me always tells me i have the softest skin

i kinda like bein all
sleazy
and dirty

all i have in this life is a chatroom and a dream

i feel like painful crampin diarrhea that just keeps runnin down your ass cheeks and stainin your panties

im stressed and depressed and distressed and infested and soul molested

im an alcoholic
loserrific
drug addcited
masochistic
yet somehow sadistic
dumbshit

im such a sad pathetic lil dyke bunny

im such a pathetic lil cunt

i still have some shred
of
somethin

im a fuckin douche bag donkey dick

im a walkin nutsac sandwhich with extra gonorrhea mayo and vaginal discharge cheese
im good with chips

im a slutty douche bag
with all this repressed sexual bullshit thats made me like this disgustin pervert depraved deviant

Behavior Affirmations:

until im all old and just not able...i will be a ....slut

i will ignore the seering pain in my chest

and smoke profuse amounts of pot

for some semblance of relief from my own fuckin mind eating at my weak will to live

imma start sneakin into happy peoples houses and drawin seratonin from their brains and draggin around an iv of it

i love to
absolutely DESTROY my life in places
and instead of
bein a normal human bein
and NOT doin that anymore
or like
fixin it
i just
move
start over
and see how long it takes me to ruin my life there

i wanna get together with iggy pop, watch porn, snort wicked drugs, and pierce my nipples
i wanna wear a big black leather trenchcoat and shoot all the people who deserve my merciless wrath
well ill see how i feel after the drug doin and nipple piercin with iggy pop

The Fox Motto of Living:

frankly my "feelings" can suck my balls too
i dont like them
and i dont want anythin to do with them
and i especially dont like when theyre all thrust into my face and i want nothin to do with them
im gettin fuckin tea bagged by my own emotions

Fox Answers Our Questions

Q: WOULD U LIKE TO FUCK A GUY BECAUSE I THINK UR FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: well as "flattered" as i am by your compliment shrouded in complete crass testosterone filled bullshit, the term lesbian typically refers to the propensity to ONLY fuck girls. hence why i choose the word to accurately describe myself. so in summary....no fuckin way asshole, suck my balls.

Q: So what is it about wars that fascinates you so much?
Fox: im not really sure. maybe its senseless violence orchestrated by testosterone filled power trippin male morons. its....intriguing how we all suffer when the big men wanna throw their weight around. world war II is the most fascinatin to me. how many innocent people had to die for one crazed man's glory?

Q: what you doin?
Fox: cuttin my arms open and drinkin the blood

Q: would you make a snuff film?
Fox: probably
theres nothin i wont do

Q: if you were gonna do any of the girls from peanuts, who would you do?
Fox: dude lucy for sure
Q: why lucy?
Fox: bc she was a fuckin cunt

Q: where were you when all the teachers were handing out all those free self-esteem boosters for doing nothing?
Fox: in detention

Q: wtf's wrong with you? are you feeling ok?
Fox: well im wearin dirty pj pants and too small underwear

Q: what did ya do last night?
Fox: oh well
i mean nothin significant
i just
painted my toes
filed my cock

Q: you ready to leave tomorrow?
Fox: well
if by
are you totally unprepared and barely startin to even think about it
if thats what you mean
then sure

Q: should i smoke some pot?
Fox: oh wait
ill answer that
fuck
yes

and finally we get to the most important question of all... the question everyone wants to know and that fox HATES to answer...

Q: what did you do while you were home? (as in, back in the States)

Fox: sat in a chat room gettin high
and drunk
and killin myself
and gettin laid
i got wasted and danced up on chicks and fags
i got alcohol poisonin and projectile vomitted
i did too many drugs
i did a lot of coke when i first got back
i visited my family
got molested in the back of a rental car, the front of a truck, by 2 different guys, and a couch at some strangers house
ONE night i was sober
family game night
that was the night that a dred headed stranger drunk dialed me thus kickin off a debacherous affair that i broadcasted on the internet and wrote porn about
pretty much managin to taint the wholesomeness of family game night
i fuckin had a hershey kiss diet
i didnt even go to the movies
the only show i went to was that gay strip club
or the drag show
won a strip competition
went to the gym when i first got home
oh yea i did dishes with reckless abandon
stayed at a homeless shelter
cooked for it
yea
insertin garlic in my vagina, gettin molested in every car in LA, winnin strip contests, fuckin on cam, playin dance dance revolution on family game night, projectile vomitin, goin looney in the looney bin, masturbatin to erotica.
thats all i got

Fox Contemplates Her Sexuality

bc i dont even care anymore
woman man mineral vegetable woodland creature
lets fuck

well ive always struggled findin women but men will follow me around like dogs sniffin each others butts

im so straight
as of now i swear it this time
serious
at least i get action as straight
and the only woman in my life right now i would like to murder
and have for some time

i cant believe i ever liked that girl
see?
im straight

i dont care how hot women are
they drive me insane

it wears on your fuckin life
til you think
god is there somethin else
and the other side starts to look so bright and nice
but then you kinda wander over there
for a hot second
and youre like
ugh wtf
this is equally if not lamer
and then you have to face that
you dont like anyone at all

its like
i fuckin
loathe women
like actively
despise them
and men
theyre just
men
im
asexual
fuck it

ya know
ive been all confused and weird lately
i think
instead of straight
or
asexual
i think i will resort
to the bestiality thing
bc i just looked down
and this beautiful striped biddy
is just lookin up at me adoringly
and i speak to her
and she rolls over
and i think
that
shes the one for me
bc shes my ideal love object
shes beautiful
shes sweet
she cant talk
shell only stab me a lil with her claws

Fox On Her Most Recent Trip Back To Cali

i was out runnin
and i passed my old middle and elementary school
and
i remembered what a lil hooligan i was
i was passin classrooms goin
that teacher hated me
that teacher hated me
that one gave me detention
and then i was passin houses
and thinkin
that persons parents hated me
those ones wouldnt allow me to hang out
i wasnt even allowed to PLAY with her

then he wanted to introduce himself
and he shook my hand
and so then i decided
i didnt like him
so i went on this whole tangent
about
thankin him
for puttin his cock in my hand
bc i know his drunk fat ass didnt wash his hands after he just manhandled himself in the bathroom
and now i have to have his fuckin shmegma on my hand
yea he decided i wasnt worth talkin to
and started to like venture inside
so i just yelled after him
nice to meet you....and your cock

i have puke on my shoe
im thinkin its my friends
from last night
im hopin its his
bc im not sure i would be down for anyone elses puke on my shoe

i was hangin around these two guys
who both are always very....attentive
and ive always sensed a competetiveness
so after one puked on my shoe
and i carried him across the street to pass out in the other ones truck
the other one tried to make out with me in puke shoes truck
im like you wait til your friend is passed out in your truck
to try and put the moves on me in his???
but he did tell me i was "absolutely gorgeous"

the best
was the synchronized puke session
were all at this bar
in which my sister is pumpin us full of alcohol
she gets my friend WASTED
like alcohol poisonin wasted
but we didnt realize he was so drunk
so hes like lets go across the street to this other bar he used towork at
an old drug dealer is there
so were like ok well meet you over there
and he drove
well it was when he was about 2 centimeters from havin a head on collision with a dodge dakota
that we discovered he was quite wasted
were walkin
but he wanted the truck for business
that kid had no business bein behind the wheel
so we get there and we meet these 2 guys
and ones wasted
the other isnt
they get in the truck
and
my friend is like
tryna deal drugs outta his truck he cant even see straight
so i go over and im like jesus
gimme the scale
so i do the whole transaction for him
for THEM
bc theyre both WASTED
then he falls outta the truck!
onto the pavement
so im like
omg
get up
wtf are you doin
so i have to pick his lanky ass up
put him back in the truck
i felt like i was babysittin an infant
then he keeps just tryna fall out the truck
so i stand in the doorway thinkin this is not good news
so hes layin on me
bc im blockin his efforts to fall outta the truck
so hes like droolin on my boob
then he just kinda half assed pushes me outta the way
pukes on me
and as hes pukin on me
i realize
that the drug dealin passenger
is pukin out his door too
synchronized puke