Fox: well as "flattered" as i am by your compliment shrouded in complete crass testosterone filled bullshit, the term lesbian typically refers to the propensity to ONLY fuck girls. hence why i choose the word to accurately describe myself. so in summary....no fuckin way asshole, suck my balls.
Q: So what is it about wars that fascinates you so much?
Fox: im not really sure. maybe its senseless violence orchestrated by testosterone filled power trippin male morons. its....intriguing how we all suffer when the big men wanna throw their weight around. world war II is the most fascinatin to me. how many innocent people had to die for one crazed man's glory?
Q: what you doin?
Fox: cuttin my arms open and drinkin the blood
Q: would you make a snuff film?
Fox: probably
theres nothin i wont do
Q: if you were gonna do any of the girls from peanuts, who would you do?
Fox: dude lucy for sure
Q: why lucy?
Fox: bc she was a fuckin cunt
Q: where were you when all the teachers were handing out all those free self-esteem boosters for doing nothing?
Fox: in detention
Q: wtf's wrong with you? are you feeling ok?
Fox: well im wearin dirty pj pants and too small underwear
Q: what did ya do last night?
Fox: oh well
i mean nothin significant
i just
painted my toes
filed my cock
Q: you ready to leave tomorrow?
Fox: well
if by
are you totally unprepared and barely startin to even think about it
if thats what you mean
then sure
Q: should i smoke some pot?
Fox: oh wait
ill answer that
fuck
yes
and finally we get to the most important question of all... the question everyone wants to know and that fox HATES to answer...
Q: what did you do while you were home? (as in, back in the States)
Fox: sat in a chat room gettin highand drunk
and killin myself
and gettin laid
i got wasted and danced up on chicks and fags
i got alcohol poisonin and projectile vomitted
i did too many drugs
i did a lot of coke when i first got back
i visited my family
got molested in the back of a rental car, the front of a truck, by 2 different guys, and a couch at some strangers house
ONE night i was sober
family game night
that was the night that a dred headed stranger drunk dialed me thus kickin off a debacherous affair that i broadcasted on the internet and wrote porn about
pretty much managin to taint the wholesomeness of family game night
i fuckin had a hershey kiss diet
i didnt even go to the movies
the only show i went to was that gay strip club
or the drag show
won a strip competition
went to the gym when i first got home
oh yea i did dishes with reckless abandon
stayed at a homeless shelter
cooked for it
yea
insertin garlic in my vagina, gettin molested in every car in LA, winnin strip contests, fuckin on cam, playin dance dance revolution on family game night, projectile vomitin, goin looney in the looney bin, masturbatin to erotica.
thats all i got
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