Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking

Fox on Porn

porn
thats really what it comes down to

nice porn
even if it is hettie
shes got nice tits
even if they are fake
ooooh an orgy
= foxy booby touchin
oh ewww penis suckin
oh thats better
doggy style humpin
holy hard nipples batman


my friend had a smokin one
we would watch it while we got high
bc it was nakie girls smokin
and gettin erotic with bongs
and i think sometimes i could create porn like that daily
bc so many times ive sat around naked smokin my bong

Fox on Masturbation

ill boot you off and tease myself

id love to masturbate with a lace doily

im such a ho
seriously
who goes at it with themselves on cam

my tongue sticks out and i contort my face all crooked

alcohol
it inhibits my ordinary sense of
morality
now i have to go mb

wheres my vibe

Fox on Bill/Bush

as a matter of fact....i think im just gonna start blamin all things in life that go wrong on bill
oh. fuck, why didnt i think of that earlier
all this time ive been blaming myself. and other such appropriate things
and i coulda just used bill as a scapegoat

oh and...did you know im not in europe for the second time
and im just a compulsive liar
yea how come im not there but when i am if i really am which im not...im just a dirty whore?

hes had the swat team sitting with him from time to time at the computer
every now and then hes talkin to us from quantico

how a man of that magnitude still has time to harass women in a lesbian chat room i have no earthly idea
yes i have no idea....i mean especially if youre a pilot who spends every other night in a different city if not more
and youd think with how much id fly, eventually id recognize his voice over the speaker "this is your pilot speaking..."
i think i would have a panic attack right there. the little oxygen bag would have to pop out...

i think..on a personal level. bush would be much like him
i think bush is just harboring some secret psychotic side that he lets out only in lesbian chatrooms
i think if i was president i would come onto yahoo too

Fox on Her Cat

the only thing i love in this world is a morbidly obese cat, drugs and alcohol
omg shes so beautifully obese and no matter what she just looks bitter and angry i love that about her she truly is my cat
shes fuckin sprawled out with her enormous fat roll belly just splayed out before her in glory like she can barely lay there around her own stomach and still bitter expression of contempt

Fox on Life

people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter

i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar

you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper

im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room

(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?

Fox on Miscellaneous Topics

ill go
and dream of
pre shit anal leakage
yes nice dreams
like pre shit anal leakage
and how it cascades beautifully down the asshairs....drippin methodically into the toilet, glistenin with every drop

i think everyone is lyin
bc they always are
bc everyone is full of shit
they dont fool me with their acts of sensitivity
they too shall pass
(me: are you full of shit?)
yes

i want you to fuck me
right now
i want you to rip off my clothes
kiss me all over
lick my body
roll around naked and sweaty with me
scream my name while i eat you
i wanna climb on you
and sit on your face
i was just trying to maintain my status as room whore
(me: yeah well now you've got shroomie beat)
ok
good
then my job here is done

young drew barrymore in a bikini
which is...way hot
maybe a little too young for me to be droolin over
but hell im only a man

i can type fine
im sober enough
i can see straight
my brain is still in the state of wantin to be stabbed

you eat at my brain like a viral disease. youve poisoned my soul, but never signed a lease. so im kickin you out, evicted, denied. i hope you get butt raped without lube, on the other side

i would really like to take it to tranny freak show over there someday

maori if i was in a mood like you are all the time i would just kill myself and get it over with

teazer makes me reconsider my sexuality all over again

Fox on Pooge

you piece of selfish drenched shit burnin on greeds doorstep

shut up cunt ooze

what do you want anal tear

for some reason
the idea of you ravaging me does not disgust me

pooge...once such a lovely friend. i never wanted it to end. you were so special to me. now it seems we can never be. what happened to you where did you go? so many answers i need to know. was it because we tried to be more? or is it because youre a yahoo whore? did i jade you with our faded love? or is it because im not enough? pooge why must you play these childish games?36, but its all the same. does this mean we must part ways? are you too good to stay? have you moved on and found someone new? or is it just that im not good enough for you?

Fox on Girls and Relationships

honestly i just want you to go home afterwards....unless of course youre really good and i pass out...in which case i dont wanna talk in the mornin i just want another fuck and breakfast in bed

dont they know their role in your life
theyre just one night stands dammit
so stand one night then piss off

there was this one crazy asian girl
who had me up against a wall and was just
raping me
at first i was like
ok
then she was like grabbing my crotch and just i dont even know
my vagina is bruised from it
im serious!
like it hurts to the touch bc some crazy girl was grinding it like coffee beans

i can never get the hot girls
no really i just get
psychos
and liars
(me: well i think that's cuz you're attracted to psychos and liars)
well cant they at least be hot then?

so i grabbed her cross around her neck
and i said
jesus is watching ya know
and kissed her

actually with certain people like in relationships if they smoked. after sex i would just grab the bong and sit around after sex naked smokin
and then just chill out like that
i think it got them off
somethin random i miss i guess
like theres only very few things i miss about havin someone
and its all weird

she could do things to a vagina that just shouldnt be legal

bc im usually that in every female relationship ive been in
sexual or what not
im the aggressor
but see we both were
so we were fightin over who got top role
and it became this raw battle of sexual prowess
but i had nails

Fox... on Fox (no pun intended, I'll be posting Fox's masturbation quotes at another time)

You're probably wondering who Fox is... well who better to explain it to you than Fox herself... so I've compiled some quotes, collected from various convos with Fox over the past year or so.

im fox i like box better than cox i dont wear sox and i think alcohol rox

i can flex my boobs

the only thing
ive ever been good at
is softball, and never good enough
and sex
and managing to get fucked up

im
an alcoholic
has been
with
no future

im just another jtgs 1 idiot

im a yahoo has been

im a bitch
and an asshole
and im all weird and girl like

i suck donkey testicular cysts

i like to discover things about myself
then go
ah yes
thats true
and thats
really shitty
so ill ignore it

yea well im a walkin piece of undigested corn filled poo

Cum Bubbles and Hippo Clits

A blog created in celebration of the many fine witticisms, insults, and typo ridden quotes of my dear friend Fox.