Fox's Charmin Hillbilly Wit

i really wish i was this just like.....i mean im not sayin im anythin to fuckin look at....but i wish i was just a slack jawed yokel with no fuckin teeth who stinks of stale sweat and chronic halitosis with like repugnent scabs and ....nobody wanted to touch me
and whoever was around me it was strictly based on my charmin hillbilly wit

id love if my parents came in to tell me it was time to go and im strippin on a webcam
then i could just say oh its ok dad
im just practicin for my job

why cant you allow me to live in the warped fantasies of my imagination
that a ghost was emailing me
now im leavin
to lick the wounds of another dream shattered

i like that i have to pay for ketchup at mcdonalds, and pay for public restrooms. i like traffic jams, the color orange, windmills that dont do anythin, an abundance of water, the smell of cow shit, cheap people and teasing women

yesterday we were talkin about makin a porn candy line
and
havin a factory like willy wonka
and the oompa loompas wear condoms on their heads and nipple tassels
and bee bop around makin music with their anal beads clackin on the floor

i dont know quite who
is gonna shake out that pillow to change those sheets
and out is gonna fly a purple vibe
and maybe its gonna fly across the room
break a window
knock a mexican unconscious

i mean i was immediately like
no fuckin way
which led to large black man humpin ice spinnin drunken debatin twitchin teary kitchen table humpin bizarre statment flingin madness
which reinforced my decision entirely

ok whoopi is attackin my slipper
she pulled it off my foot and is now beatin the shit outta it that was very brave of her....savin me from such a deadly slipper

fox: so cut [the pills] in half
pooge: can't
pooge: they're extended release
fox: well you better learn how to swallow it then
fox: just think of it as takin a big black cock in your mouth
fox: only with water

i dont think they make a bull dyke aftershave line
an aftershave for the sensitive skin of a womans beard

oh ass to mouth virgins is on

im not a boy, i have no y chromosome and my name feels the same

devil_is_papi_26: we're crazy
devil_is_papi_26: all of us
*{Pre_PubeScent KuNg_Fu F(0)X}*: hey speak for yourself. i have my psychiatric ward discharge hung on my fridge :D

Fox Lessons in Congeniality

want
to
murder
now
murder
1st degree
premeditated
homicide

where i live
people need to stay outta my house
bc its not my house
and only people who bring drugs were ever allowed to come to my house

ok she needs to go home now though
see when you fuck at my pad
you go home
promptly

shove your pleasant conversation up your rectum, lubeless and with splinters

sit up straight
look mature
laugh haughtily
hold your beverage right
order somethin refined
now im like "gimme a beer!!!" and then i chug it, droolin and sloshin right there while i stand at the bar

take your compliments and forcibly insert them into your anus

i dont care about 15 minutes
20 minutes an hour
i care about havin to get up off the chair go pick up the phone and WASTE 5 minutes of my life listenin to you tell me youre gonna be home when i thought you would be anyway

Erotic Fox

whats her face
said
she wanted to
do my fantasy
lines off
body parts
erogenous
body parts
perfect
long
flat
concave
protruding
ldelicious
find a spot
girly body line a thon
then
we proceeded
to
find
appropriate
spots
i have this
pelvic
hippy
muscle thing
that forms a perfect line
just
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffff
man
thats
a quality line of coke
then theres
the spine
i have
no tits
so a good amount of chest
to use as a cuttin board

i told her i loved to incorporate food with sex
she asked me if i meant like human sundaes or feeding each other fruit baskets.
i told her i mean shoving strong smelling vegetables into your pussy and letting me eat you
i like to feel like im eating italian food if im gonna go down on an italian girl i whispered in her ear before i dove in to her 3 course meal
the italian tournament was a good idea after all
i wasnt in shape to beat macerata
but i was in good enough shape to beat the shit outta fabiolas pussy until she passed out in a puddle of her own juices

i kinda like when cute girls struggle to find the right words bc theyre foreign
but then sometimes you get your fill of that and you long for the fluid well spoken english of a native speaker
particularly one who speaks it well
and you find the use of certain english words makin you hot in the pants
someone says somethin inane like...hypothetically speaking
and you fuckin moisten your panties
on the spot
and then they say id like to reiterate and your nipples perk up in attention, beggin to be placed in the place where those
beautiful beautiful words are spilling forth from
or if its online your clit engorges with the idea of it being diddled by the nimble fingers which so fluidly flow with succulent
english prose
mmm
engliiish
ok sorry i got a lil...carried away

ive decided that watching mass amounts of lesbian porn and not allowing myself to masturbate is crucial for my porn writing career

it had the most kick ass clitoral stimulator
for the person wearin it
omg
i fuckin loved that thing
that was a good one
bc it was like
honestly
you were projected into this land
where you HAD a cock
bc every thrust
every move
every penetration or hip undulation on her part your part the beds part the winds part sent a delicious sensation vibration temptation to your clit

Fox On Love*

love. love is such a...tossed carelessly around word that i somewhat loathe. its so nonchalant now like oh hey mailman, i love you! you deliver my mail on time with courtesy and i just love you! to me its...gotta be that fuckin important to say it. it creeps me out in general

oh the word the word the word. loooove. i cant even say it like....normally. it always comes out of my mouth in this sarcastic way. it really does seem almost fuckin commercial now. like its this proscribed word we just...say to whoever. but maybe you dont, maybe i have just earned status as your good friend and i have joined the fuckin book of the month club and i am now on your mailing list for sporadic editions of ""i love you" sent to my house.
and if you say i love you to everyone (not everyone per se) then how do you differentiate between them and someone youre...what did you call it...deep in love with? honestly i dont know...bc when you say you hate people, theres no need to differentiate.
i cant even say it to my sister when she says it to me without...gettin this weird nervous feeling like im lying or something or like, she is just sayin it bc shes supposed to, or i dont know. ugh, feeeeelings. they make me so uncomfortable lol.

(*Fox On Love -- not to be confused with Fox in Love which, as a concept, doesn't exist)

Fox Poetry

i wonder what you look like
when youre not wearing your outfit of lies
i bet youre strangely beautiful under the shit youre covered in
how do you look me straight in the face
seeing very well my nostrils twitching
my look of disgust at your repugnant odor
knowing for sure that i can smell
your suit of bullshit
change your clothes
then maybe we can converse like normal human beings
instead of two people shrouded in your embellishments
covered in the stench of your rotten perspectives
i smell like shit just being in your presence
but even worse is....i feel like shit too
just leave me alone so i cant smell you
all decked out in your bullshit suit

I teeter barefoot on this cold ledge
I hold my charms in my hand
Just to know that im still here
I haven’t left this ledge

All of the lights are out
The distance below as uncertain
As the vast silence in my head
Its you and me now

All alone in my head
Just me and you
Alone with my thoughts
I haven’t left yet

My generation, self absorbed as the day is long
Every conviction they have of confidence is wrong
They stood in line for a voucher of deception
Preparing for that lifetime journey of misconception

They came to the station of deluded fantasies
To board the train of narcissistic tendencies
Wallowing in their own selfish ways
Basked in the artificial warmth of fabrications rays

Paradise at the horizon in the form of embellished bliss
Ill be the first to buy a one way ticket to a concoction like this
They piled in heaps on that train to delusion land
But I was stuck on the platform with my dick in my hand

Fox: Mutiny on the Body

i cant express the ways in which my arm wants to simply remove itself from my body and run away from throwin shit at people if
my arm could just detach itself in mutiny and convince my legs to join (which i bet they would bc they wanna die too) and run away, it would it just.
it really fuckin would
my body cries mutiny!
its picketin my brain
hell no we wont throw!
theres no part of my body that would remain loyal in the mutiny
ordinarily i would say maybe my gini
but right now
nope not it either
yea
my whole body is picketin my brain
but there are leaders
i need to take down the instigators of this mutiny
its so bad
my entire left tit hurts
like i shit you not
the TIT is sore
bc every single tiny lil pectoral fiber is inflamed with itis death, that its tricklin to the tiny tit that wants nothin to do with it yet is still forced to succumb to the hateful mutiny of the swollen mass of infinite angry activist death that are my left arm and shoulder and back muscles
and then theres its lil partner in crime
my right ribs
and the two of them are conspirin with the legs
in a collaborative effort to take me down
oh yea and they have their own problems and their own gripes
and theyre thinkin now
the arm and his right rib man are really puttin the moves on em
and gettin the wheels turnin
the legs were once like
man this sucks some ass....and the ass concurs bc its dyin a lil too
but the legs think hey ass man its cool were the strong ones in this operation
i think we can hang man with a lil perseverance
but then the weasly lil left arm and his right rib man are instigatin shit
gettin to the legs and ass
sayin man you know you hurt more than you admit
stop tryna front like youre the strong ones
you hurt as bad as we do
admit it man were in this together you can come clean with us
i see the way that lil left groin is on burnin swollen fire
dont try and be tough
youre nearly pulled lil left groin!
and YOU!
what about you right hammy???
you were hurt so much in the past
and here you try and pretend youve overcome the pain!
liars!!
youre alllll liars!
come on
jump on the mutiny bandwagon
*hands legs picket signs*
bc soon itll get all the way to my right big toe
and to my fingers
oh god and if they recruit my vagina???
well the vagina is a lil too close of a neighbor to the left groin
the left groin is whisperin to it
dude
that CANT be good
i cant condone this loyalty gini
you need to stand up and shout!

Fox One-liners and Quickies

if you drink enough sometimes you can completely relive your drink with your puke

why wont she just like me
i think i need to slip some menstrual blood in her spaghetti

i cant guarantee toast
but i can guarantee a nice pair of sticky buns

pink
injures me deep inside

burnin flesh is such delightful potpourri

too bad i missed the delusional train
i was probably out behind the station givin head to get high when that train left

all this runnin around and sweatin bullshit is imposin on my smokin habit

whats a girl gotta do to get a lil monistat

well im not that kinda girl
whos just friends with her infatuations

i was just her prop
i was just her slippery pole
well luckily im an interactive prop who gets to get laid in the process

i think like a man. i have this nonexistent penis. but bc im a girl its taken so wrong

people underestimate my manly side
all the time
til im crackin beer bottles over their heads and spewin obscenities

ive always wanted my lip stretched too
i want it stretched so far
you could fuck me in my lip with your cock

what would she know about feelin like youre losin your mind
she coudlnt even handle losin her telephone

i farted
and it was
the worst thing thats happened to my nose since my london coke binge