Fox's Charmin Hillbilly Wit

i really wish i was this just like.....i mean im not sayin im anythin to fuckin look at....but i wish i was just a slack jawed yokel with no fuckin teeth who stinks of stale sweat and chronic halitosis with like repugnent scabs and ....nobody wanted to touch me
and whoever was around me it was strictly based on my charmin hillbilly wit

id love if my parents came in to tell me it was time to go and im strippin on a webcam
then i could just say oh its ok dad
im just practicin for my job

why cant you allow me to live in the warped fantasies of my imagination
that a ghost was emailing me
now im leavin
to lick the wounds of another dream shattered

i like that i have to pay for ketchup at mcdonalds, and pay for public restrooms. i like traffic jams, the color orange, windmills that dont do anythin, an abundance of water, the smell of cow shit, cheap people and teasing women

yesterday we were talkin about makin a porn candy line
and
havin a factory like willy wonka
and the oompa loompas wear condoms on their heads and nipple tassels
and bee bop around makin music with their anal beads clackin on the floor

i dont know quite who
is gonna shake out that pillow to change those sheets
and out is gonna fly a purple vibe
and maybe its gonna fly across the room
break a window
knock a mexican unconscious

i mean i was immediately like
no fuckin way
which led to large black man humpin ice spinnin drunken debatin twitchin teary kitchen table humpin bizarre statment flingin madness
which reinforced my decision entirely

ok whoopi is attackin my slipper
she pulled it off my foot and is now beatin the shit outta it that was very brave of her....savin me from such a deadly slipper

fox: so cut [the pills] in half
pooge: can't
pooge: they're extended release
fox: well you better learn how to swallow it then
fox: just think of it as takin a big black cock in your mouth
fox: only with water

i dont think they make a bull dyke aftershave line
an aftershave for the sensitive skin of a womans beard

oh ass to mouth virgins is on

im not a boy, i have no y chromosome and my name feels the same

devil_is_papi_26: we're crazy
devil_is_papi_26: all of us
*{Pre_PubeScent KuNg_Fu F(0)X}*: hey speak for yourself. i have my psychiatric ward discharge hung on my fridge :D