Fox' Daily Affirmation Exercises

Character Affirmations:

im full of great ideas
as long as theyre violent
or sexual

im a recoverin drug addict thank you very much
and i no longer poop on people for money

i dont live to piss off everyone around me and eat their plants and scratch their crotches while they sleep and ruin their furniture

i can be really touchy
i can be really forward
i can be overly sexual
i can say dirty things

i have a sailors mouth and i can talk shit like the best of em

i can whoop anyone at darts

everyone who gropes me always tells me i have the softest skin

i kinda like bein all
sleazy
and dirty

all i have in this life is a chatroom and a dream

i feel like painful crampin diarrhea that just keeps runnin down your ass cheeks and stainin your panties

im stressed and depressed and distressed and infested and soul molested

im an alcoholic
loserrific
drug addcited
masochistic
yet somehow sadistic
dumbshit

im such a sad pathetic lil dyke bunny

im such a pathetic lil cunt

i still have some shred
of
somethin

im a fuckin douche bag donkey dick

im a walkin nutsac sandwhich with extra gonorrhea mayo and vaginal discharge cheese
im good with chips

im a slutty douche bag
with all this repressed sexual bullshit thats made me like this disgustin pervert depraved deviant

Behavior Affirmations:

until im all old and just not able...i will be a ....slut

i will ignore the seering pain in my chest

and smoke profuse amounts of pot

for some semblance of relief from my own fuckin mind eating at my weak will to live

imma start sneakin into happy peoples houses and drawin seratonin from their brains and draggin around an iv of it

i love to
absolutely DESTROY my life in places
and instead of
bein a normal human bein
and NOT doin that anymore
or like
fixin it
i just
move
start over
and see how long it takes me to ruin my life there

i wanna get together with iggy pop, watch porn, snort wicked drugs, and pierce my nipples
i wanna wear a big black leather trenchcoat and shoot all the people who deserve my merciless wrath
well ill see how i feel after the drug doin and nipple piercin with iggy pop

The Fox Motto of Living:

frankly my "feelings" can suck my balls too
i dont like them
and i dont want anythin to do with them
and i especially dont like when theyre all thrust into my face and i want nothin to do with them
im gettin fuckin tea bagged by my own emotions

Fox Answers Our Questions

Q: WOULD U LIKE TO FUCK A GUY BECAUSE I THINK UR FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: well as "flattered" as i am by your compliment shrouded in complete crass testosterone filled bullshit, the term lesbian typically refers to the propensity to ONLY fuck girls. hence why i choose the word to accurately describe myself. so in summary....no fuckin way asshole, suck my balls.

Q: So what is it about wars that fascinates you so much?
Fox: im not really sure. maybe its senseless violence orchestrated by testosterone filled power trippin male morons. its....intriguing how we all suffer when the big men wanna throw their weight around. world war II is the most fascinatin to me. how many innocent people had to die for one crazed man's glory?

Q: what you doin?
Fox: cuttin my arms open and drinkin the blood

Q: would you make a snuff film?
Fox: probably
theres nothin i wont do

Q: if you were gonna do any of the girls from peanuts, who would you do?
Fox: dude lucy for sure
Q: why lucy?
Fox: bc she was a fuckin cunt

Q: where were you when all the teachers were handing out all those free self-esteem boosters for doing nothing?
Fox: in detention

Q: wtf's wrong with you? are you feeling ok?
Fox: well im wearin dirty pj pants and too small underwear

Q: what did ya do last night?
Fox: oh well
i mean nothin significant
i just
painted my toes
filed my cock

Q: you ready to leave tomorrow?
Fox: well
if by
are you totally unprepared and barely startin to even think about it
if thats what you mean
then sure

Q: should i smoke some pot?
Fox: oh wait
ill answer that
fuck
yes

and finally we get to the most important question of all... the question everyone wants to know and that fox HATES to answer...

Q: what did you do while you were home? (as in, back in the States)

Fox: sat in a chat room gettin high
and drunk
and killin myself
and gettin laid
i got wasted and danced up on chicks and fags
i got alcohol poisonin and projectile vomitted
i did too many drugs
i did a lot of coke when i first got back
i visited my family
got molested in the back of a rental car, the front of a truck, by 2 different guys, and a couch at some strangers house
ONE night i was sober
family game night
that was the night that a dred headed stranger drunk dialed me thus kickin off a debacherous affair that i broadcasted on the internet and wrote porn about
pretty much managin to taint the wholesomeness of family game night
i fuckin had a hershey kiss diet
i didnt even go to the movies
the only show i went to was that gay strip club
or the drag show
won a strip competition
went to the gym when i first got home
oh yea i did dishes with reckless abandon
stayed at a homeless shelter
cooked for it
yea
insertin garlic in my vagina, gettin molested in every car in LA, winnin strip contests, fuckin on cam, playin dance dance revolution on family game night, projectile vomitin, goin looney in the looney bin, masturbatin to erotica.
thats all i got

Fox Contemplates Her Sexuality

bc i dont even care anymore
woman man mineral vegetable woodland creature
lets fuck

well ive always struggled findin women but men will follow me around like dogs sniffin each others butts

im so straight
as of now i swear it this time
serious
at least i get action as straight
and the only woman in my life right now i would like to murder
and have for some time

i cant believe i ever liked that girl
see?
im straight

i dont care how hot women are
they drive me insane

it wears on your fuckin life
til you think
god is there somethin else
and the other side starts to look so bright and nice
but then you kinda wander over there
for a hot second
and youre like
ugh wtf
this is equally if not lamer
and then you have to face that
you dont like anyone at all

its like
i fuckin
loathe women
like actively
despise them
and men
theyre just
men
im
asexual
fuck it

ya know
ive been all confused and weird lately
i think
instead of straight
or
asexual
i think i will resort
to the bestiality thing
bc i just looked down
and this beautiful striped biddy
is just lookin up at me adoringly
and i speak to her
and she rolls over
and i think
that
shes the one for me
bc shes my ideal love object
shes beautiful
shes sweet
she cant talk
shell only stab me a lil with her claws

Fox On Her Most Recent Trip Back To Cali

i was out runnin
and i passed my old middle and elementary school
and
i remembered what a lil hooligan i was
i was passin classrooms goin
that teacher hated me
that teacher hated me
that one gave me detention
and then i was passin houses
and thinkin
that persons parents hated me
those ones wouldnt allow me to hang out
i wasnt even allowed to PLAY with her

then he wanted to introduce himself
and he shook my hand
and so then i decided
i didnt like him
so i went on this whole tangent
about
thankin him
for puttin his cock in my hand
bc i know his drunk fat ass didnt wash his hands after he just manhandled himself in the bathroom
and now i have to have his fuckin shmegma on my hand
yea he decided i wasnt worth talkin to
and started to like venture inside
so i just yelled after him
nice to meet you....and your cock

i have puke on my shoe
im thinkin its my friends
from last night
im hopin its his
bc im not sure i would be down for anyone elses puke on my shoe

i was hangin around these two guys
who both are always very....attentive
and ive always sensed a competetiveness
so after one puked on my shoe
and i carried him across the street to pass out in the other ones truck
the other one tried to make out with me in puke shoes truck
im like you wait til your friend is passed out in your truck
to try and put the moves on me in his???
but he did tell me i was "absolutely gorgeous"

the best
was the synchronized puke session
were all at this bar
in which my sister is pumpin us full of alcohol
she gets my friend WASTED
like alcohol poisonin wasted
but we didnt realize he was so drunk
so hes like lets go across the street to this other bar he used towork at
an old drug dealer is there
so were like ok well meet you over there
and he drove
well it was when he was about 2 centimeters from havin a head on collision with a dodge dakota
that we discovered he was quite wasted
were walkin
but he wanted the truck for business
that kid had no business bein behind the wheel
so we get there and we meet these 2 guys
and ones wasted
the other isnt
they get in the truck
and
my friend is like
tryna deal drugs outta his truck he cant even see straight
so i go over and im like jesus
gimme the scale
so i do the whole transaction for him
for THEM
bc theyre both WASTED
then he falls outta the truck!
onto the pavement
so im like
omg
get up
wtf are you doin
so i have to pick his lanky ass up
put him back in the truck
i felt like i was babysittin an infant
then he keeps just tryna fall out the truck
so i stand in the doorway thinkin this is not good news
so hes layin on me
bc im blockin his efforts to fall outta the truck
so hes like droolin on my boob
then he just kinda half assed pushes me outta the way
pukes on me
and as hes pukin on me
i realize
that the drug dealin passenger
is pukin out his door too
synchronized puke

Fox's Lessons on Dealing with the Men in Lesbian Chatrooms

BUZZ!!!
Fox: dont fuckin buzz me dildo head
cockcam89: sorry
cockcam89: asl please
Fox: look at my damn profile if you wanna know you dont gotta buzz me to ask what you can already see for yourself

pw.list: u love?
Fox: actually that kinda made me vomit a little in my mouth
pw.list: can i see u?
Fox: so what part of vomit in my mouth made you think i wanted you to see me? would you like to see the proof of the vomit in the mouth?
Fox: do you have a kinky vomit fetish
Fox: i just have to ask what inspires a man to put on his cam and jerk off on it and invite total strangers
Fox: and i mean this in general....but then add on that youre doing it in a lesbian room
pw.list: can i see u or non?
Fox: wow did you even read anything i wrote?
pw.list: =;
Fox: oh dont waste that hand on me....youll need it to continue stroking your wee little cock on cam bc you cant get a real girl to do it. maybe you might wanna consider a wax job on your stomach. oh and viagara. pleasant day

david_strawberry2000: if i show u my cock on cam now,will u tell me if its small or big?
Fox: if you have to show me your cock on cam and ask....i can already answer you now. tiny

BUZZ!!!
Fox: fuck
Fox: off
ian_772006: why
Fox: bc youre fuckin buggin the piss outta me with your damn buzzin
Fox: who even does that
Fox: thats so damn rude

Fox Snippets

who do you think should play me
in the movie about a lonely
deranged drug addicted alcoholic
who loses her mind and goes on
a killin spree

well gettin to know the brain isnt
like sittin at the bar with a
stranger and askin about their life
story

i have no idea what youre talkin
about
so im goin to go lay in bed and
read the ikea catalogue

well you work on controllin
yourself
and leave the drugs and alcohol
to controllin me please

but im curious to see men stick
pens in their dickholes
not that i make a hobby of
watchin that

shall we stop in the room tonight
see if we can gross anyone out
well ill go alone
see if i can alienate
myself....myself
i dont need your help to be hated

were all a little weird, & when we
find those people whose
weirdness is compatible with
ours...we join up with them and
fall into a mutually satisfyin
weirdness and call them our best
friends

i dont think theres two lesbians
alive that had as much sex with
men as us

Fox Describes Her Dr. Phil Dream

i was this shrink
it was seriously like this
crazy movie
i was a shrink some woman hired to come and see about her son
her son was all
fucked up and had become catatonic
she had even taken him on the dr phil show
yea she said he had been seein dr phil and what not
and that he was just gettin worse
so she wanted to hire someone new and apparently she had heard about me
bc i was cool in my dream
so i came and i worked with this kid for a while
tryin to get him to speak again
so he was goin to both of us now
and i was gettin close with the mother
workin closely with both of them
we were becomin friends
and i was seein him more and more
bc i started makin some progress
and he was tellin me these freaky like puzzle piece sentences
that really didnt make much sense
and he would just repeat them
and we scanned his brain and there was nothin wrong with it
he was fine
so i would sit in my office and just ponder all he said
and i was obssessed with the case
especially bc his mom was now a good friend and i cared about him
so then i started investigating
and sometimes she would be with me
i kinda abandoned all my other cases
this one was too intriguing
so one day i went to go pick him up from his appt with dr phil. the mom had driven me
and i walked into the office and it turned out that dr phil was molesting him!
and thats why he was so fucked up
i saw him in the office with his pants dropped
and so i started freakin out
and i was screamin at dr phil
and he was freakin out
the kid was cryin and like poundin his head on the wall
i chased dr phil outside
and jumped on his back
and he was slammin me against the wall
and the mom came out
and i screamed that he was fuckin her son the whole time
so she started beatin on him
so were runnin around the parking lot of this place and im on his back and shes punchin him
and suddenly in no time news cameras were there
and then he was bangin me and bangin me against the wall
i was losing conciousness
so randomly i had this handful of pencils
and i stabbed him in the gut
i killed dr phil
on national tv
but saved the life of my new best friends son
and countless other children he had worked with
bc we uncovered his kiddy porn stash

Oh what a sad, sad day for fox fans...

I had TONS of conversations that I've had with fox over the past few months archived in my yahoo messenger. Somehow, everything prior to August 13 managed to get deleted. But I was able to salvage a few more Fox quotes to share. And I'm sure there will be many more to come. For now, I'll leave you with these gems:

i have big hearted italian tellin me he cried over me bc he liked me and he wanted to keep me around and now he knows hell never see me again in the most broken english ever and then i have yb askin to take me out to dinner and all i wanna do is wank to lesbian porn and watch french subtitled films

and after 10 days of screamin obnoxious girls
and no masturbation
goin down on yb was lookin pretty good
hell goin down on an italian guy for coke was lookin pretty good

you like to push that fat up and wear it like a hat while you gnaw on their meaty vaginas

im like that
obnoxious messy houseguest
that uses all your shit
makes a mess
is totally lazy
wont get off the computer
smokes in your house

i had
a friend
who swore by my BO
he would
require that i came over
after practice
every day i could
he would tempt me with bong hits
and free home cooked meals by his chef parents
just so he could smell my pits

you never know
what imma start doin
i could break into song
i might run in your sprinklers
i might steal your neighbors lawn gnome
i might tickle you til you pee your pants
or throw shit at you
or run outside in the rain
or knock over the neighborhood trash cans
or throw my arms around you
i might bite you
or throw up on you
or curl up and fall asleep on you
maybe ill tell you my theory on the dinosaurs and why we cant lick our own ears

i have little to no pride
and no grubby lil weaslin woman is gonna get it so she can manipulate and mold it to her greedy lil liking

Fox on Porn

porn
thats really what it comes down to

nice porn
even if it is hettie
shes got nice tits
even if they are fake
ooooh an orgy
= foxy booby touchin
oh ewww penis suckin
oh thats better
doggy style humpin
holy hard nipples batman


my friend had a smokin one
we would watch it while we got high
bc it was nakie girls smokin
and gettin erotic with bongs
and i think sometimes i could create porn like that daily
bc so many times ive sat around naked smokin my bong

Fox on Masturbation

ill boot you off and tease myself

id love to masturbate with a lace doily

im such a ho
seriously
who goes at it with themselves on cam

my tongue sticks out and i contort my face all crooked

alcohol
it inhibits my ordinary sense of
morality
now i have to go mb

wheres my vibe

Fox on Bill/Bush

as a matter of fact....i think im just gonna start blamin all things in life that go wrong on bill
oh. fuck, why didnt i think of that earlier
all this time ive been blaming myself. and other such appropriate things
and i coulda just used bill as a scapegoat

oh and...did you know im not in europe for the second time
and im just a compulsive liar
yea how come im not there but when i am if i really am which im not...im just a dirty whore?

hes had the swat team sitting with him from time to time at the computer
every now and then hes talkin to us from quantico

how a man of that magnitude still has time to harass women in a lesbian chat room i have no earthly idea
yes i have no idea....i mean especially if youre a pilot who spends every other night in a different city if not more
and youd think with how much id fly, eventually id recognize his voice over the speaker "this is your pilot speaking..."
i think i would have a panic attack right there. the little oxygen bag would have to pop out...

i think..on a personal level. bush would be much like him
i think bush is just harboring some secret psychotic side that he lets out only in lesbian chatrooms
i think if i was president i would come onto yahoo too

Fox on Her Cat

the only thing i love in this world is a morbidly obese cat, drugs and alcohol
omg shes so beautifully obese and no matter what she just looks bitter and angry i love that about her she truly is my cat
shes fuckin sprawled out with her enormous fat roll belly just splayed out before her in glory like she can barely lay there around her own stomach and still bitter expression of contempt

Fox on Life

people just seem to get more outta me and my life than i get from myself...or them for that matter

i told you life is a sleazy stranger....and this is his favorite bar

you will not find a purpose unless your purpose in life is a wad of chewed gum or a condom wrapper

im beginnin to think masturbation is my purpose in life again
what else is
well besides the pot and alcohol
wow
im fuckin dedicated
masturbation
alcohol
pot
chat room

(me: wish i knew what my life was preparing me for)
visitin me in the padded room?
lace doily masturbation?
WHILE visitin me in the padded room?

Fox on Miscellaneous Topics

ill go
and dream of
pre shit anal leakage
yes nice dreams
like pre shit anal leakage
and how it cascades beautifully down the asshairs....drippin methodically into the toilet, glistenin with every drop

i think everyone is lyin
bc they always are
bc everyone is full of shit
they dont fool me with their acts of sensitivity
they too shall pass
(me: are you full of shit?)
yes

i want you to fuck me
right now
i want you to rip off my clothes
kiss me all over
lick my body
roll around naked and sweaty with me
scream my name while i eat you
i wanna climb on you
and sit on your face
i was just trying to maintain my status as room whore
(me: yeah well now you've got shroomie beat)
ok
good
then my job here is done

young drew barrymore in a bikini
which is...way hot
maybe a little too young for me to be droolin over
but hell im only a man

i can type fine
im sober enough
i can see straight
my brain is still in the state of wantin to be stabbed

you eat at my brain like a viral disease. youve poisoned my soul, but never signed a lease. so im kickin you out, evicted, denied. i hope you get butt raped without lube, on the other side

i would really like to take it to tranny freak show over there someday

maori if i was in a mood like you are all the time i would just kill myself and get it over with

teazer makes me reconsider my sexuality all over again

Fox on Pooge

you piece of selfish drenched shit burnin on greeds doorstep

shut up cunt ooze

what do you want anal tear

for some reason
the idea of you ravaging me does not disgust me

pooge...once such a lovely friend. i never wanted it to end. you were so special to me. now it seems we can never be. what happened to you where did you go? so many answers i need to know. was it because we tried to be more? or is it because youre a yahoo whore? did i jade you with our faded love? or is it because im not enough? pooge why must you play these childish games?36, but its all the same. does this mean we must part ways? are you too good to stay? have you moved on and found someone new? or is it just that im not good enough for you?

Fox on Girls and Relationships

honestly i just want you to go home afterwards....unless of course youre really good and i pass out...in which case i dont wanna talk in the mornin i just want another fuck and breakfast in bed

dont they know their role in your life
theyre just one night stands dammit
so stand one night then piss off

there was this one crazy asian girl
who had me up against a wall and was just
raping me
at first i was like
ok
then she was like grabbing my crotch and just i dont even know
my vagina is bruised from it
im serious!
like it hurts to the touch bc some crazy girl was grinding it like coffee beans

i can never get the hot girls
no really i just get
psychos
and liars
(me: well i think that's cuz you're attracted to psychos and liars)
well cant they at least be hot then?

so i grabbed her cross around her neck
and i said
jesus is watching ya know
and kissed her

actually with certain people like in relationships if they smoked. after sex i would just grab the bong and sit around after sex naked smokin
and then just chill out like that
i think it got them off
somethin random i miss i guess
like theres only very few things i miss about havin someone
and its all weird

she could do things to a vagina that just shouldnt be legal

bc im usually that in every female relationship ive been in
sexual or what not
im the aggressor
but see we both were
so we were fightin over who got top role
and it became this raw battle of sexual prowess
but i had nails

Fox... on Fox (no pun intended, I'll be posting Fox's masturbation quotes at another time)

You're probably wondering who Fox is... well who better to explain it to you than Fox herself... so I've compiled some quotes, collected from various convos with Fox over the past year or so.

im fox i like box better than cox i dont wear sox and i think alcohol rox

i can flex my boobs

the only thing
ive ever been good at
is softball, and never good enough
and sex
and managing to get fucked up

im
an alcoholic
has been
with
no future

im just another jtgs 1 idiot

im a yahoo has been

im a bitch
and an asshole
and im all weird and girl like

i suck donkey testicular cysts

i like to discover things about myself
then go
ah yes
thats true
and thats
really shitty
so ill ignore it

yea well im a walkin piece of undigested corn filled poo

Cum Bubbles and Hippo Clits

A blog created in celebration of the many fine witticisms, insults, and typo ridden quotes of my dear friend Fox.